Saturday, May 23, 2026

Sure Banker

3 selections

2.63
Total Odds
LOST

Real Madrid vs Athletic Bilbao

4-2Home Win
1.35

Valencia vs Barcelona

3-1Away Win
1.50

Bayern Munich vs VfB Stuttgart

3-0Home Win
1.30

These are the picks even your grandma could see. Top dogs against struggling opposition or historically dominated rivals. If these don't land, I'm retiring to a life of gardening.

The Gaffer

Big Dreamer

47 selections

30109542.68
Total Odds
LOST

Celta Vigo vs Sevilla

1-0Over 1.5 Goals
1.30

Deportivo Alaves vs Rayo Vallecano

1-2Home Over 0.5
1.25

Espanyol vs Real Sociedad

1-1Under 2.5 Goals
1.70

Getafe vs Osasuna

1-0Under 2.5 Goals
1.70

Girona vs Elche

1-1Under 2.5 Goals
1.75

Mallorca vs Real Oviedo

3-0Home or Draw
1.30

Real Betis vs Levante

2-1Home Win
1.70

Bologna vs Inter

3-3Away Win
1.50

Lazio vs Pisa

2-1Home Win
1.30

Sao Paulo vs Botafogo RJ

1-1Away or Draw
1.45

Vitoria vs Internacional

2-0Home Over 0.5
1.25

Gremio vs Santos FC

3-2Home or Draw
1.30

Mirassol vs Fluminense

1-0Away or Draw
1.35

Flamengo vs Palmeiras

0-3BTTS Yes
1.80

St. Louis City vs Austin FC

3-0Home or Draw
1.35

Minnesota United vs Real Salt Lake

1-1BTTS Yes
1.75

Charlotte FC vs New England Revolution

1-0Away or Draw
1.55

DC United vs CF Montreal

4-4Home Over 0.5
1.20

FC Cincinnati vs Orlando City

6-2Over 2.5 Goals
1.80

Chicago Fire FC vs Toronto FC

2-1Home Win
1.70

Nashville SC vs New York City FC

2-1Home Win
1.60

Sporting Kansas City vs Red Bull New York

1-2BTTS Yes
1.70

Colorado Rapids vs FC Dallas

1-2Under 2.5 Goals
1.80

Portland Timbers vs San Jose Earthquakes

1-3Home Over 0.5
1.20

San Diego FC vs Vancouver Whitecaps

2-4BTTS Yes
1.75

LA Galaxy vs Houston Dynamo FC

1-1Home Over 0.5
1.20

Racing Louisville vs North Carolina Courage

1-2Home Over 0.5
1.25

Utah Royals vs Denver Summit FC

2-1Home Win
1.50

Houston Dash vs Angel City FC

2-1Under 2.5 Goals
1.80

Loudoun United FC vs Detroit City FC

0-0Away or Draw
1.35

Indy Eleven vs Lexington SC

3-1Home Over 0.5
1.20

Miami FC vs Louisville City FC

4-3Away or Draw
1.30

Rhode Island FC vs Brooklyn

4-1Home or Draw
1.35

Tampa Bay Rowdies vs Phoenix Rising FC

3-0Home Win
1.60

San Antonio FC vs Sacramento Republic FC

2-1Home or Draw
1.30

New Mexico United vs Charleston Battery

1-0Away or Draw
1.40

Monterey Bay FC vs Birmingham Legion FC

2-0Away or Draw
1.35

Orange County SC vs Oakland Roots SC

3-2Over 1.5 Goals
1.30

Las Vegas Lights FC vs Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC

2-0Away or Draw
1.35

Lexington SC vs Dallas Trinity FC

2-0Home Win
1.60

Hull vs Middlesbrough

1-0Home Over 0.5
1.25

HFX Wanderers FC vs Inter Toronto FC

1-1Away or Draw
1.35

Vancouver FC vs Supra du Quebec

1-1Home Over 0.5
1.25

Atletico Nacional vs Tolima

3-1Home Win
1.70

Junior FC vs Santa Fe

0-0Away or Draw
1.45

Audax Italiano vs Cobresal

2-1Home Over 0.5
1.25

CD Nublense vs Universidad de Concepcion

2-2Home or Draw
1.30

A proper punt for the optimists. Spread across every league and market, a few low odds, a few hopeful long shots. If this comes in, I'll buy the first round. Don't hold your breath.

The Gaffer