Saturday, April 18, 2026

Sure Banker

3 selections

3.71
Total Odds
LOST

Leeds vs Wolverhampton Wanderers

3-0Home Win
1.65

Bayer Leverkusen vs Augsburg

1-2Home Win & Over 1.5
1.55

Real Salt Lake vs San Diego FC

4-2Home Win
1.45

Another week, another pile of fools convinced they've found a 'guaranteed winner'. I've seen enough to know these three are as close as you'll get to a sure thing without fixing the bloody match. Don't come crying when the universe conspires against us.

The Gaffer

Big Dreamer

46 selections

11846343.94
Total Odds
LOST

Brentford vs Fulham

0-0Over 1.5
1.28

Newcastle United vs Bournemouth

1-2BTTS Yes
1.70

Tottenham vs Brighton

2-2Away or Draw
1.60

Chelsea vs Manchester United

0-1Over 1.5
1.28

Hoffenheim vs Borussia Dortmund

2-1Away Win
1.65

Union Berlin vs Wolfsburg

1-2Under 2.5
1.75

Werder Bremen vs Hamburger SV

3-1BTTS Yes
1.65

Eintracht Frankfurt vs RB Leipzig

1-3Away or Draw
1.35

Udinese vs Parma Calcio 1913

0-1Home or Draw
1.25

Roma vs Atalanta

1-1Away or Draw
1.50

Chapecoense AF vs Botafogo RJ

1-4Away or Draw
1.20

Vasco da Gama vs Sao Paulo

2-1Away or Draw
1.30

Vitoria vs Corinthians

0-0Home or Draw
1.40

Cruzeiro vs Gremio

2-0Home or Draw
1.35

Lorient vs Marseille

2-0Away Win
1.60

Angers vs Le Havre

1-1Under 2.5
1.55

Lille vs Nice

0-0Home Win
1.60

Toronto FC vs Austin FC

3-3Home or Draw
1.25

CF Montreal vs Red Bull New York

4-1Away or Draw
1.30

Colorado Rapids vs Inter Miami CF

2-3Over 2.5
1.65

Atlanta United vs Nashville SC

0-2Away or Draw
1.35

FC Cincinnati vs Chicago Fire FC

3-3Away or Draw
1.40

New England Revolution vs Columbus Crew

2-1Home or Draw
1.25

New York City FC vs Charlotte FC

1-2Over 1.5
1.25

Orlando City vs Houston Dynamo FC

0-1Under 2.5
1.70

Philadelphia Union vs DC United

0-0BTTS Yes
1.60

FC Dallas vs LA Galaxy

2-2Home or Draw
1.30

Minnesota United vs Portland Timbers

2-0Home or Draw
1.25

Seattle Sounders FC vs St. Louis City

4-1Home Win
1.55

Cruz Azul vs Tijuana

1-1BTTS Yes
1.70

Necaxa vs Tigres

1-1Away or Draw
1.30

Monterrey vs Pachuca

1-3Away or Draw
1.40

CD Guadalajara vs Puebla

5-0Home Win
1.50

Leon vs FC Juarez

3-1Home or Draw
1.25

CF America vs Toluca

2-1Under 2.5
1.65

Charleston Battery vs Tampa Bay Rowdies

1-1Home or Draw
1.50

Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC vs Monterey Bay FC

4-1Home Win
1.60

Louisville City FC vs Sporting JAX

1-0Home Win
1.20

Hartford Athletic vs Loudoun United FC

0-0Away or Draw
1.55

Miami FC vs Phoenix Rising FC

0-3Home or Draw
1.30

Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC vs Detroit City FC

2-1Away or Draw
1.40

El Paso Locomotive FC vs San Antonio FC

2-3Home or Draw
1.35

Oakland Roots SC vs FC Tulsa

1-1Home or Draw
1.30

Orange County SC vs Lexington SC

0-0Home Win
1.45

Lexington SC vs Tampa Bay Sun FC

4-0Away or Draw
1.35

Atletico Madrid vs Real Sociedad

2-2Home or Draw
1.30

You want a long shot? Here’s a lottery ticket with more numbers than sense. Most will fail, but if a few hit, you might just buy me a pint. Don't bet the farm, unless you enjoy sleeping in it.

The Gaffer